<Julian2> Aren't we all?

<Fiery Jack> I have been in good health and spirits, and I hope you have too, my friends. I have simply been busy for the last half year. Yes, it's as boring as that.

<Julian2> Welcome back Jack

<Fiery Jack> Thank you. Good to be here.

<Julian2> Nuclear winter is coming!!!!

<colorwolf> no, but a volcaninc ice-age might be

<Fiery Jack> I wish my arse would go off like that f*cking Icelandic volcano. Eggbound for 3 days, chez Jacques le Feu.

<Fiery Jack> Still bunged up. I wish I could stop dry-farting. I'm going to f*cking gas myself at this rate.

<cagedsoidog> Is there a correct way to make sticky rice?

<Fiery Jack> Is there a correct way to make sticky shite, more like? As opposed to rock-solid immovable shite that refuses to plop out of my arse for 5 days.

<unit731> Metamucil !

<Julian2> I fired one off in the Sydney Adelaide shuttle on Friday that had them scrambling for the parachutes.

<Julian2> I'd been baking it all the way from Bangkok.

<waerth> Fiery Jack try eating KY Jelly to lubricate the innards

<Aumshow> simi lan

<Fiery Jack> I did a fart just now that would've knocked a rat off a shit heap.

<Julian2> Everything I eat seems to turn to fart these days.

<Fiery Jack> If wind was shite I'd have diarrhea. Er, if you see what I mean?

<Julian2> Making bean and ham soup today.

<Neon Ninja> Jack, your best bet if your hole is clogged is to stay away from high fibers. Eat some greasy cheeseburgers; and drink lots of water. You'll be blasting the porcelain bowl with brown in no time!

<Fiery Jack> I had ten pints of guinness last night, and they certainly lubricated the tail-pipe. Just laid about 4 kilos of greasy black bangers and mash in the downstairs shitter.

<Neon Ninja> Police investigating the Central World fire determined that it was started inside in one of the public shitters, not by the red shirts outside? Hmmm.. I think I know who it was...

<no rite way> Flash...we're the only ones in here here here. Echo echo echo

<no rite way> Wow......mrbang is online. Haven't seen him here forever. Howzit mrbang??

<Aumshow> li gongsi mi

<dave32> und aus dem Chaos sprache eine Stimme zu mir...

<dave32> ummm. Scheisse. ich vergass den Rest

<unit731> Ihr Dame-Freund hat Pickel auf ihren Hinterbacken.

<dave32> Mein Hund ist auf

<dave32> ...auf Feuer!

<unit731> Ein Bier, bitte

<Aumshow> ni nao hia lao chee

<waerth> Can't stop shitting. Have been on the shitter for hours now. Am going to buy the little magical Thai drink that usually stops it

<unit731> Food Poisening.

<Mentors> Zwei Bier, bitte

<unit731> Only two?

<Aumshow> cutlass supreme

<unit731> There is a new gal at Rainbow!

<radioman> New gal? They just made her?

<radioman> New gal? They just made her?