<Julian2> Aren't we all?
<Fiery Jack> I have been in good health and spirits, and I hope you have too, my friends. I have simply been busy for the last half year. Yes, it's as boring as that.
<Julian2> Welcome back Jack
<Fiery Jack> Thank you. Good to be here.
<Julian2> Nuclear winter is coming!!!!
<colorwolf> no, but a volcaninc ice-age might be
<Fiery Jack> I wish my arse would go off like that f*cking Icelandic volcano. Eggbound for 3 days, chez Jacques le Feu.
<Fiery Jack> Still bunged up. I wish I could stop dry-farting. I'm going to f*cking gas myself at this rate.
<cagedsoidog> Is there a correct way to make sticky rice?
<Fiery Jack> Is there a correct way to make sticky shite, more like? As opposed to rock-solid immovable shite that refuses to plop out of my arse for 5 days.
<unit731> Metamucil !
<Julian2> I fired one off in the Sydney Adelaide shuttle on Friday that had them scrambling for the parachutes.
<Julian2> I'd been baking it all the way from Bangkok.
<waerth> Fiery Jack try eating KY Jelly to lubricate the innards
<Aumshow> simi lan
<Fiery Jack> I did a fart just now that would've knocked a rat off a shit heap.
<Julian2> Everything I eat seems to turn to fart these days.
<Fiery Jack> If wind was shite I'd have diarrhea. Er, if you see what I mean?
<Julian2> Making bean and ham soup today.
<Neon Ninja> Jack, your best bet if your hole is clogged is to stay away from high fibers. Eat some greasy cheeseburgers; and drink lots of water. You'll be blasting the porcelain bowl with brown in no time!
<Fiery Jack> I had ten pints of guinness last night, and they certainly lubricated the tail-pipe. Just laid about 4 kilos of greasy black bangers and mash in the downstairs shitter.
<Neon Ninja> Police investigating the Central World fire determined that it was started inside in one of the public shitters, not by the red shirts outside? Hmmm.. I think I know who it was...
<no rite way> Flash...we're the only ones in here here here. Echo echo echo
<no rite way> Wow......mrbang is online. Haven't seen him here forever. Howzit mrbang??
<Aumshow> li gongsi mi
<dave32> und aus dem Chaos sprache eine Stimme zu mir...
<dave32> ummm. Scheisse. ich vergass den Rest
<unit731> Ihr Dame-Freund hat Pickel auf ihren Hinterbacken.
<dave32> Mein Hund ist auf
<dave32> ...auf Feuer!
<unit731> Ein Bier, bitte
<Aumshow> ni nao hia lao chee
<waerth> Can't stop shitting. Have been on the shitter for hours now. Am going to buy the little magical Thai drink that usually stops it
<unit731> Food Poisening.
<Mentors> Zwei Bier, bitte
<unit731> Only two?
<Aumshow> cutlass supreme
<unit731> There is a new gal at Rainbow!
<radioman> New gal? They just made her?
<radioman> New gal? They just made her?