<dave32> Alright, who bogarted all the toilet paper?

<unit731> Double ply or single ply?

<zzzz> For years, I thought "bogard" was " 'bow guard'" as in basketball's elbow guard -- meaning, using unfair means to obtain something. Ha, I actually learned something from this board

<carew66> Easy Rider

<Ckrisg> Andrex Puppy!!

<carew66> Dulux Dog!

<dave32> Each year, 8.25 million miles of Andrex are used in the UK. 12 years of usage would be enough to stretch to the Sun.

<Ckrisg> Just think how much sh.... that is

<carew66> Very little of it comes from Thailand.

<Ckrisg> Thats cos their sh.... dont stink

<Lusty> Don't use much of it here in the UK as I have one of them Thai bum washer spray thingies.

<Julian2> Jeez the water would be a bit soldiers this time of the year.

<Mentors> Merry X mas

<Ckrisg> There tough down South Julian2. Merry Xmas

<Hornman> how to up load photo?

<Julian2> I think you have to be a board member to do this.

<carew66> It's one thing that's really holding the board back.

<Hornman> Go to be a sponsor to post pics

<Lusty> Why oh why do I always get the squits every time I come here?They'll be no tongues around my ringpice this arvo,thats for sure!

<carew66> Are you eating, Lusty?

<Ckrisg> Lusty in between shag...........

<Lusty> If I'm reincarnated as a stray dog,I'll stray on Lower Suk as you'd live well.Their right fat barstards!

<chelseafan> yeah but they all have worms

<Lusty> Must be why I always have an itchy arse!

<Vladican> Christfuck... Love that word!

<Vladican> Feels nice to shout it!

<dave32> 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

<unit731> I wish there was more !

<unit731> She said !

<unit731> I am tired of responding to myself !

<chelseafan> 24 hours to landing

<Julian2> sorry U731, welcome chelseafan

<chelseafan> thanks, its been difficult, drinking beer all night and this hot weather....damned hard life I am having

<Julian2> Cool in the 'Rai

<Old Hippie> Where the hell is Fiery Jack?

<Julian2> MIA?

<Old Hippie> FJ is now Mia? Didn't know he had the surgery yet...

<Julian2> Better mia than mia noi

<colorwolf> i'll take a mia da on any hot day!

<Julian2> Offto Chiang Kong to check the river today. Camera at the ready!