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The Girlfriend Experience: Advice For Fiery Jack's Friend Muff Richardson


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There's been a frenzied prominent plethora of posts on here of late (i.e. two or three posts during the last 6 months, mostly by me :rolleyes: ) all respectfully rueing and lovingly lamenting the apparent and oft-reported demise of the once-cherished 'girlfriend experience': the GFE, that pleasant and mutually-affectionate faux courtship ritual by which a punter exclusively rents a bird not just for one hour or one night, but for several days and nights, perhaps the entire duration of his holidaying sojourn, thereby enjoying the 'experience' of having a 'girlfriend'. :applause:

 

I remember that experience well. :grinyes: Mostly I enjoyed it. I even ended up with one or two 'proper' girlfriends (i.e. keepers, good women who gladly hung about with me 24/7 on subsequent visits and chatted with me via email in the meantime, gamely pretending to care about me and mostly not asking for money, at least one of whom I just about fell in love with and sometimes wish was still available :shhh: ). You know what I mean, lads. :beer:

 

Sometimes the girlfriend experience misfired: severe bouts of intoxication :drunk: more than once led me to light the touch paper on such an arranged relationship only deeply to regret it once the bomb had gone off (and I'd sobered up :doah:). Yup, I've spent some white-knuckled hungover mornings trying to shake off one or two persistent and/or teary late-night rentals: charming exquisite beauties of the night before who'd magically become fat old clapped-out nagging harridans by cold light of day. :surprised: YOu take the rough with the smooth, I suppose, and, contrary to what Hot Chocolate would have us believe, not every one's a winner, babe. :shakehead

 

But some are. :hug: Yet we hear that this emotionally-useful Thai 'girlfriend experience' is no more? Can this be true? I want and propose to find out during my forthcoming Xmas trip to Bangkok.

 

Now, let's say I have a, ahem, friend coming to BKK with me, and he's lonely and no spring chicken. :eek: Let's call him Muff Richardson. :clown: Muff's in his early 50s, no film star but not bad to look at, cock and balls in good working order, decent bloke, divorced, affable and occasionally witty, speaks a smidgeon of Thai, popular with bar gals, likes a good drink but mostly behaves himself, staying at Nana Hotel, and his wallet's fairly full, so he's good to go. Let's say old Muff's not a soft touch, but he's not as familiar or jaded with Bangkok as a cynical old cunt like me. :relieved:

 

Okay. So, if Muff :clown: were about to visit Bangkok, let's say over Xmas, and he was looking to partake in the 'girlfriend experience' what would be his best Modus Operandi? Go-gos? Beer bars? Freelancers? Nana? Cowboy? Patpong? Any places with the specific kind of gal that'd be game for the GFE? Recommendations required. :up:

 

All advice greatly appreciated. If we get sorted out, I'll get Muff to post a Trip Report when he gets back. :hug:

 

jack :help:

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no spring chicken. :eek: Let's call him Muff Richardson. :clown: Muff's in his early 50s,

jack :help:

 

WTF are you talking about. That is a man in his prime. Perhaps he should try one of the dating sites before arriving and look for a GTG (whatever that is)

 

Over the years I have found that no matter where you hook up it's a business transaction and all about supply and demand. The GF experience locks you in to a corner. There are enough options out there to have fun. But if he does want the GF experience tell him to get online and at least try and get to know a bit about them before arriving.

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WTF are you talking about. That is a man in his prime. Perhaps he should try one of the dating sites before arriving and look for a GTG (whatever that is)

 

... if he does want the GF experience tell him to get online and at least try and get to know a bit about them before arriving.

 

Thanks. :applause: In his prime, indeed. :hug: Muff's the same age as me, truth be told. :up:

 

And what 'dating sites' would those be, my friend? :hug:

 

jack :help:

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https://www.thaicupid.com/

http://thai-love-link.com/

https://www.dateinas...kok&p=1&o=0&s=1

http://www.singleint...sex=2&match_sex[

http://www.tagged.com/meetthailand

 

There are literally dozens.....remember Google is our friend. He could always throw an add in Craigslist

There was a former boardmember who would place an add looking for amateur porn models. He surprisingly had a number of genuine enquires from uni students looking for some extra cash.

 

A lot of girls who use these sites are just freelancers looking to subsidise a new iPhone 6s or a tattoo.

 

Bust :beer:

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https://www.thaicupid.com/...

 

A lot of girls who use these sites are just freelancers looking to subsidise a new iPhone 6s or a tattoo.

 

Bust :beer:

 

Thanks! Got myself aboard Thaicupid, mate: false name and a photoshopped mugshot of myself 20 years ago in the dark with the light behind me. :relieved: Am already beating them off with a stick. Registered at midnight, and 21 messages waiting when I switched on at 6AM! :applause:

 

F*cking hell, are there any birds on there that AREN'T hookers?! :surprised: #feels-like-I'm-in-Bangkok-already

 

jack :help:

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