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  1. Once upon a time I was talking to a karaoke girl in vietnam that came from quang ngai. she told me that she was so poor growing up that all of the other kids used to call her, "Angola!" Always thought that was pretty funny... You know your country is fucked when poor kids in other countries are making fun of your country.
  2. That's what happened to me! As soon as I walked into the bar I was immediately waved over to one of the place's most crowded tables. I can clearly remember thinking, wow, i wonder how they recognized me? Strolling over to the table I asked, "Is this the nanaplaza group?" "Yes, me work nana long time before," the closest replied. Cool, I thought. I found it! I didn't know so many thai girls read the board!? "Is Khun Sanuk here?" I asked, looking around. Wow, i thought, these nanaplaza.com girls are kinda hot...and they're all smiling at me! "You buy drink me?" another asked. Hmmm, i thought still looking around, not wanting to make a fool of myself. It's probably an old board tradition to make the Newbie buy the beers. What the hell, why not! "Sure! I'll buy the drinks. Hey, is Old Hippie here?" Catching my eye with a flash of white teeth, the girl (i think it was a girl..) sitting directly across from me replies, "You want I go your loom?" Could this be Old Hippie? Maybe all that "gay" talk was for real..? (to be continued, maybe)
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